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SATURDAY, AUGUST 17, 2013

National

India celebrated 67th Independence Day

India celebrated the 67th Independence day by telecasting the movie Gandhi for the 37th time in national television. Indians , across the country, made fun of Britain who has given Independence to half the nations across the world but does not have an Independence day sale of their own.

Indian Prime minister, in his address to the nation, said Indians are not afraid of terrorists and will stand up to them. He was standing behind a bullet proof glass when he delivered that speech.

Economy

Dollar climbs to 62 Rupees

When contacted for reaction about the non stop rise of the dollar, Finance minister said coolly - 'Big deal! Even onions are 65 rupees per kg.'

International

Pakistan celebrated their 67th Independence day

Whatever.

Entertainment

SRK's Chennai Express has done a business of 150 crores

In an unrelated news, HLL said the tissue paper business has crossed 200 crores turnover.